The Great Blonde Kidnap
October 19th, 2006 by 
Maria
A blonde was in urgent need of cash. In order to raise some money, she decided the only way was to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a note saying, “I have kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $100,000 in a paper bag and put it under the tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.”
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $100,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”
(Note: The blonde in the picture above doesn’t look so dumb, right? Hahaha.)
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