Funny Cool Stuff

There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing it, when suddenly a genie popped out. They were very surprised, but the genie told them that he only could grant 3 wishes and they would each get one.

The first guy asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head.

The second guy wanted to be even smarter than the first, so the genie turned him into a brunette.

Then the last guy wished to be even smarter than both his friends…

…so the genie turned him into a woman.

Hahaha… LOL. So, this time they are blonde guys, not sexy female blonde You notice what’s written on the shirt the cute blonde is wearing in the picture above?

Tagged: blonde, funny, jokes, dumb

A blonde was in urgent need of cash. In order to raise some money, she decided the only way was to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”

She then wrote a note saying, “I have kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $100,000 in a paper bag and put it under the tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.”

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $100,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

(Note: The blonde in the picture above doesn’t look so dumb, right? Hahaha.)

Tagged: blonde, funny, jokes

Casino owner, Steve Wynn had accidentally punched a hole in the Pablo Picasso’s “Le Reve” (French for “The Dream”) painting with a careless elbow, just one day after selling it for a record $139 million.

Wynn was showing the painting to guests in his office at Wynn Las Vegas when he struck the painting with his right elbow in front of a star-studded group that included Barbara Walters and screenwriters Nora Ephron and Nicholas Pileggi, the Las Vegas Review-Journal reports.

Wynn bought the painting for $48.4 million in 1997. He had earlier agreed to sell the painting to art collector Steven Cohen for $139 million. But now, Wynn will have to repair the painting and keep it.

Steve Wynn to Keep Picasso He Damaged.

Tagged: steve wynn, picaso, painting

These pillows are pretty awesome, they are illuminated! I guess you can sleep better and have sweet dream sleeping with these pillows.

By the way, it costs only $449.99 a pillow. So, you have nightmare or sweet dream now?
Get the illuminated pillows here - LED Light Up Pillow.

Tagged: led pillow, illuminated, gadget

I think every year Victoria Secret releases a new “Fantasy Bra” which is worth a few million dollars. Jewelers compete to be the one chosen to design and manufacture it; models are delighted to wear and present it; but no one is actually buying it! No one wants an uncomfortable diamond bra.

Anyway, Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra has a new twist this year, as it’s relatively comfy, according to the model wearing it. “Very sexy and very comfortable, and it doesn’t dig in,” praises the model, Karolina Kurkova.

This year’s Hearts on Fire Diamond Fantasy Bra is worth USD6.5 million and is studded with a total of 800 carats diamond — more than 2000 round diamonds, spread out across both breasts and on the straps, and a 10-carat diamond brooch right there in that sweet spot between those mountains of love.

Like this bra? Snap it up for just $6.5M

Tagged: victoria secret, diamond, bra

Can you believe this? A few days ago, I was out having a walk in my neighbourhood and I met these two beautiful young hot chicks!

Luckily I brought my digital camera. I asked them for photos and surprisingly they agreeded! Hahaha… So happy. What do you think? Are they pretty?

Tagged: hot chicks, beautiful girls, pics

This must be the most comfortable office chair you can find. Very creative indeed!

Furthermore, it’s a two-in-one chair, a concept welcomed by many designers these days. Now, you can work and do your toilet duties at the same time! No need to spend the time to go to the toilet. Hahaha.

Oh, need to remind you one thing. Make sure you spray lots of air freshener!

Tagged: chair, office furniture, invention

I can’t believe it when I read the headline, how on earth could a mother trade her own son for a wedding gown? Even you wanted the wedding gown so badly?…

Police charged the 31-year-old Iowa woman, Marcy Gant with one felony count of sale of an individual. She is accused of trying to sell her 4-year-old son.

They said Gant bought a wedding dress from a local street vendor, paid part of the tab, and offered her son to make up the rest of the balance!

Source.

Tagged: crazy, insane, wedding gown