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There are times and places where it just wouldn’t be appropriate to suffer from horny urges. At work, school, in church, or at the dinner table, you don’t want to suddenly come down with an attack of horniness that could cause you to act in an inappropriate manner. But what can you do when such an urge comes on you?

Well if you aren’t able to take some special “alone time” with yourself, maybe a new product from Japan can help you out. It is called the Shape Horny Remover, and it has been shown all over the Internet as a fabulous remover of “horny urges.”

But when you look at it, it certainly doesn’t seem like the kind of object that could help in such cases. Probably because it is not actually supposed to stifle horny urges. Instead, it is meant to help rub off the horny protrusions rough skin can create on your hands, arms, elbows, and knees. Unfortunately, when translated into English the label doesn’t really explain the object’s purpose in a way that doesn’t sound a little dirty. Makes you wonder just how many people bought one hoping it would help on those long, lonely nights and only realizing too late that it wasn’t a sex toy, doesn’t it?