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No they’re not taken from the X-Files. I guess it’s either some neat photography work or photoshop trick

Watch out iPod, iPhone & Palm Pre…. iSUCK is gonna SUCK MARKET SHARE from right under your nose!

Combining entertainment with peace and quiet, this nifty gadget will be on every parent’s wishlist. Tell me which parent won’t pay a to keep their precious little darlings happy? In fact, they’d be doing us a huge favour – I remember too often my eardrums almost bled from Junior’s glass-breaking wailing.

Don’t get me wrong, I love them little tykes, but you have to admit they are days when they’re not so … darling.

So it’s a win-win for everybody – parents are not driven to insanity, Junior is entertained, heck, even the environment wins – no pesky disposal problem with the batteries!

So people at Apple, pay attention. Let’s not forget the the multi-billion dollar toddler/brat market too.

How about putting a little fun and dark humor on your kitchen counter top?

Introducing, the Ex Voodoo Knife Set!

This funky, somewhat sarcastic knife block comes in 6 unique and vibrant colors for you to choose from and includes 5 razor sharp Stainless Steel knives. The set of knives includes an 8″ Chef Knife, 8″ Bread Knife, 8″ Carver, 5″ Utility Knife and a 3.5″ Paring Knife.

Designed by Raffaele Iannello, the unique ABS plastic artistic holder comes with individual protective knife sleeves and magnetized slots to keep the knives in place and not slip out.

So if you go to someone’s house (eg. your future partner’s house) and found that they have this funky knife block in their kitchen, you know they are not someone you should reckon with.

Check out Perpetual Kid for the purchase and delivery details!

To my surprise, this is the first picture I saw when I typed “bbq donut” and pressed SEARCH:

Well, I understand why it is called “donut” because of the round shape, but I don’t know why “bbq”. So the probing and researching began.

At this stage of understanding, I am still not so sure what it was:

And there! Now I know what it is. It is a round BBQ donut that floats on water and you can barbeque on it at the same time:

Now that is super cool!

The BBQ Donut is designed by a German guy, who’s an inventor and entrepenuer, Sebastian Schmitt, with low smoke and charcoal burning BBQ from the famous Outdoorchef. It floats steadily on water and built with sturdy roof to give shade over the extreme sunshine, or rain for that matters. It measured at about 12 feet in diameter, can surf in up to 20 inches of waves and it will go “putt putt” in 2.5mph. And it is equipped with sound system!! This superb gadget gives us, Malaysian (or Singaporean) a big chance to say, “Don’t play play ar” in an international level.

All you need is a few close friends, two or three bottles of good wines and food! There you go….Floating in blissfulness, tasting and smelling great bbqs!

The smart thing about this invention is the space for advertising. Good concept, good profit. You rent this out to people, or sell it to some rich dude and get to advertise at the same time.

I don’t mind getting on the BBQ Donut with these two.

The only hurdle I can think of is getting this huge floating donut to where you want it. This is one way to transport it:

I thought about it for awhile and thought, well, it would be great to experience it, but owning it…. Well, maybe not now.

And one last thing, it is only available in Europe and possibly the US. Oh Darn!

For more information, click on BBQ Donut.

Well if you aren’t able to take some special “alone time” with yourself, maybe a new product from Japan can help you out. It is called the Shape Horny Remover, and it has been shown all over the Internet as a fabulous remover of “horny urges.”

But when you look at it, it certainly doesn’t seem like the kind of object that could help in such cases. Probably because it is not actually supposed to stifle horny urges. Instead, it is meant to help rub off the horny protrusions rough skin can create on your hands, arms, elbows, and knees. Unfortunately, when translated into English the label doesn’t really explain the object’s purpose in a way that doesn’t sound a little dirty. Makes you wonder just how many people bought one hoping it would help on those long, lonely nights and only realizing too late that it wasn’t a sex toy, doesn’t it?

Lay your eyes on this!

Lets go into the detail, shall we?

It may look old and classic but everything seems to be in place.

Ta~da!

A CD rom drive that actually works and check out the chain!

Makes the all the typing pleasurable.

You actually turn this laptop on with the key. Go ahead, give it a good turn.

Let’s pump up your “Heart Beat”

Who could’ve thought you’d be having a “Heart Ware” around your neck?

Aren’t you glad you are “Lock In” with this?

You have this baby to accompany you when you are “Lock Out” of your house.

So, are you feeling the blink-a-blink of technology yet? If you are wondering how much are these beauties, how about USD100 for a start. Then again, it might not be enough.

Sleek almost elegant slate-style tablet rumored to feature multi-touch keyboard and even an iPod style scroll-wheel, this gadget is going to be THE thing to look forward for this year.
In order to keep it light and not a bulky, chunky electronic slab you carried around, it is well-equipped with flash memory hard drive. A great travel companion isn’t it?
It’s hard not to drool over such gadgets. However, until we really see it in the market with its price tag, then we will talk ok?

The diagram of “how to use the Apple Tablet Mac” with the scroll-wheel

A self-driving car should be impressive enough, but this car can do much more. The most amazing thing about the sQuba is that, as the name implies, it can go underwater! Once submerged, it can “fly” around like a little submarine. How cool is that? Sounds like the perfect car, right?

So what’s the catch? Well, the car has an open top, which means that you’ll get very wet once you go underwater. You’ll definitely need some scuba gear if you don’t want to drown. Scuba, sQuba… get it?

And oh, did I mention that this concept car comes with a US$1.4M price tag? So, unless you’re a multimillionaire, the most you can do is enjoy this video of the sQuba in action.

Won’t this tempt you to get one? I am sure you know you know where you should go now… the website address is on the photos.