Funny Cool Stuff

There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing it, when suddenly a genie popped out. They were very surprised, but the genie told them that he only could grant 3 wishes and they would each get one.

The first guy asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head.

The second guy wanted to be even smarter than the first, so the genie turned him into a brunette.

Then the last guy wished to be even smarter than both his friends…

…so the genie turned him into a woman.

Hahaha… LOL. So, this time they are blonde guys, not sexy female blonde You notice what’s written on the shirt the cute blonde is wearing in the picture above?

Tagged: blonde, funny, jokes, dumb

A blonde was in urgent need of cash. In order to raise some money, she decided the only way was to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”

She then wrote a note saying, “I have kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $100,000 in a paper bag and put it under the tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.”

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $100,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

(Note: The blonde in the picture above doesn’t look so dumb, right? Hahaha.)

Tagged: blonde, funny, jokes

A young man goes into a pharmacy to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which one the young man wants.

The young man thinks for a while and replied “Well, I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight is “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.”

The young man makes his purchase and leaves happily.

Later that evening, he sits down and have dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”

The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

Wahahaha…. LOL! I think it’s better to shop for condoms online, at least you won’t meet her pharmacist parent!

Tagged: condoms, funny, jokes

A young man is in a tour bus with many seniors when he is tapped on his shoulder by an old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 10 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

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A 60 year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow.” The next day the old man reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on the previous day.

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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old student. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, “Little Martin, why has your school work been so poor lately?”

“I’m in love,” the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, “With whom?”
“With YOU!” he said.

“But Martin,” she said gently, “don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” the boy said reassuringly, “I’ll use a rubber!” Hahahaha… LOL!

Tagged: humor, hilarious, funny, lol

Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy

From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, “One month after I die I want you to marry Peter.”

“Peter! But he is your enemy!”

“Yes, I know that ! I’ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now.” Hahahaha…

Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? ”

The other replied, “Yes I am, I married the wrong man.”

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After so many years of tiring work, two priests decided to go to Hawaii for a short vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation escape by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some outrageous shorts, shirts and sandals. They looked marvellous!

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their tourist garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a nose-bleeding gorgeous blonde wearing a string bikini came walking straight towards them.

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