Funny Cool Stuff

I always find geographical terms and names of places are the hardest to spell out. For example, like, the Mediterainians… I mean, Mediteraneans… Again! M-e-d-i-t-e-r-r-a-n-e-a-n-s. Whew…
Then I found a humourous and fun way to remember how to spell “Mississippi” through this joke:

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You foul mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this
country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man. “Who talkin’ abouta sexa? I’m
just tellin’ my frienda how to spella ‘Mississippi’.”

Calling all crime fans out there! Is this criminally cool or what? Having crime-solving kit at home is cool but not at the beach. So what is there to bring to the beach? How about this!
Machine-washable, soft, 100% cotton that look just like real crime chalked outline, you’ll definitely make a scene, or capture attentions and perhaps get interrogated by a few hotties with this Crime Scene Beach Towel. Time to look cool with nothing to lose.

Fashion conscious but wanting more than just style and looking good? How about gadgets that will make you look and feel luxuriously good as well?
Well, now you have the chance to lay eyes upon the four designs of beautifully cut, glimmering Swarovski crystals embedded along with silver body that gives you 1GB of storage space USB thumb drives. Created by Phillip-Swarovski, the Heart Ware and Heart Beat models came with a lovely cord for you to wear it around your neck, which definitely adds on the glamour; whilst the Lock In and Lock Out series are designed for keychain that would go great with your Swarovski handbag. All four models featured built-in password protection only you can access to.

Let’s pump up your “Heart Beat”

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Some people are content with being Larry’s or Steven’s or Bob’s. Others prefer more unique names like Saleesha and Millicent and Aki. And then there are those that want something that they are sure no one else currently has or may ever have again.

Take Steve Kreusher, for instance. This Chicago bus driver petitioned and was approved to legally change his name to In God We Trust (”In God” now being his first name and “We Trust” being his last.) He claims that he wanted this name change to symbolize all of the help God gave him through tough times, but as he wants to use it to sign artwork he may just be wanting attention.

Talking about weird names…

Animals are smarter than we thought. In fact, their impersonations of movie personalities are never so alike. So get your comment ready, movie critics and start rolling out the red carpet.

“Trainspotting” the kitty style. Step aside Ewan Mcgregor, this is the right way to do it.

Forget “Mission Impossible”, who could resist this cutie in Mice-ion Impossible?

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We are back with more labels bloopers! Get tickled by these signs, but this time around, watch out for body parts, it will get your teeth clenching. Ouch!

The thought of fishes nibbling at your tenders is bad enough; imagine you offering it to the fishes.

Do you think anyone would want their pedicure done here?

I think they are taking the “we style you from top to bottom” promise too literally

Whoa there! Move aside, iPhone, give way, iPod, presenting the multi-touch screen patented Apple Tablet Mac.

Sleek almost elegant slate-style tablet rumored to feature multi-touch keyboard and even an iPod style scroll-wheel, this gadget is going to be THE thing to look forward for this year.
In order to keep it light and not a bulky, chunky electronic slab you carried around, it is well-equipped with flash memory hard drive. A great travel companion isn’t it?
It’s hard not to drool over such gadgets. However, until we really see it in the market with its price tag, then we will talk ok?

The diagram of “how to use the Apple Tablet Mac” with the scroll-wheel

“I’m going for a golden break!” says the man rubbing the magic chalk on his cue tip.
That’s the story a billiard enthusiast would tell his grandchildren.

Cue sport, be it English billiard or snooker or 8-ball; it’s a great sport of precision, strategy and mind. The seriousness aside; not often a person would say, “That’s the most attractive rack of balls I break in my whole life!” That’s true, how would you like to make a break at these rack of balls?

The swirl-patterned balls that will spin your head off!

This confusing rack will get your eyes crossed just to pot one ball in.

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