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Who needs a cuckoo when you can have chocolate?

Maria — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:03:11 +0000

Ever had those awful months when clients just want to make your life hell (Of course they sent that email and the project is due tomorrow) and your manager is all cranky after her last break-up? It’s true, other than the rather creative use of a baseball bat in a dark alley followed by some strenuous shovel work, there really is nothing you can do about them.

However, you can get a timely device that delivers delightfully yummy chocolate every hour, a timely savior just as you are ready to make a run for the door.

It’s called a Chocolate Clock and it dispenses hourly doses of chocolates. All you got to do is fill up the clock with M&M sized treats and wait patiently for your hourly treats.

What’s the best bit? No one has to know about your secret snack store. You can be the chocolate troll at work and not share your delicious treasure. The clock will pop out a chocolate bit and tick tock patiently for 30 seconds before swooshing back in.

Watch out for the ‘dance of the sugar plum fairy’ tune. This could be the make or break factor. Of course you could play it off as your stress relief music and your tasty treats will never be uncovered.

WAKE UP!!!

Pamela — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:19:09 +0000

Do you have any problems waking up in the morning? Do you need two or three alarm clocks all around your rooms so you will actually get out of bed to switch off the annoying sound? Of course, it’s understandable. It is not easy waking up and dragging yourself out of bed in the morning, especially Monday morning.
But now, you will have no choice but to wake up – creatively.

Used to traveling and having the hotel concierge to give you a wake up call? The Hotel Phone Alarm Clock is perfect for you! It goes something like this – “This is your wake up call. For another call in 30 minutes, please press 5.”

This awesome gadget is won the Gadget of the year 2008. When the Puzzle Alarm Clock rings, the puzzle pieces on top will be pushed out and you have to piece them together again to switch off the alarm! There is NO WAY you will sleep through this.

If you are an extremely heavy sleeper, you will need this alarm clock. Heavy as in NOTHING can wake you up. This Shaking Alarm Clock is attached to piece of device placed under your mattress. Oh, with 90 decibels of alarm sound and all the shaking, it will be a great awakening.

The Inferno Alarm Clock! Similar to the Shaking Alarm Clock, it will give a hearty “RING” and a good morning shake you need to get out of your bed.

Nobody can sleep through this flying contraption! Once the Flying Alarm Clock rings, the black ping-pong with propeller will take off and land somewhere in your bedroom. Find it and put it back to place, or wait until the battery runs out for the alarm to stop.

Ever wanted to slam, hit and toss your alarm across the room? Well, the Hockey Puck Alarm Clock lets you do just that!

I am not sure whether this will wake you up and keep you from going back to bed but with the realistic whirling sound from the Blender Alarm Clock to accompany with the alarm, you’d probably stay up to enjoy it for awhile.

For more information on how to purchase these crazy, wacky clock, check out www.bimbambanana.com!

Trouble waking up? Get this alarm clock!

Maria — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:05:56 +0000

I know you are like myself… have great difficulty in getting up in the morning. The following alarm clock solves my trouble…

On average I more than 5 minutes to find the correct button to press to stop the alarm. Damn, I have no mood to get into bed after the mission!

You get one yourself, and see if you can beat me with the 5 minutes record!

Wait, I know what you are thinking. No, this alarm is very tough, it won’t stop even if you threw it on the floor… unless of course if you threw it out of the window!