Intrigued? Oooh, it gets weirder.

An American hiker was wandering around the Austrian Alps and taking in the fresh mountain air when whoopsie daisy, she had fallen off a ledge. So there was Jessica Brown, lying injured for 70 hours, hoping that early dinner appointment comes around looking for her.

Yeah, well people were looking hard and fast but in the wrong area. What about all those kiddie movies with St. Bernard rescue dogs with a brandy flask who sniff you out and digs through the snow? They lie to us!

Anyway, after getting fed of waiting to be rescued, in true women’s lib style, Jessica spots a passing cable car and throws her bra onto the container. That got someone’s attention!

I love the way it was described in the article.

Workers higher up the peak realised the undies must have been thrown in as a message and sent out a search party.

So one bra is Lassie code for “Right of cliff” and bra + panty is short for “6 degrees south of the skiing slope”? Haha.

Well, whatever the case, Jessica is happy and recovering in a warm and cozy medical facility.

Feeling discomfort in her breast one morning, she removed the offensive undergarment to alleviate the pain and it left her with a 3-inch long laceration. Following the incident she sought treatment and missed several days of work, which led, she says, to her losing her job. Though Ms. Lang is suing for medical expenses, future disability, pain and suffering, and loss of future prospects (she claims this injury will hurt her possible career as a model), Victoria’s Secret is denying the allegations.

They claim the injury is the result of her own recklessness.

Woman’s Lawsuit Claims Bra Injured Her