When only two syllables matters.

This is seriously funny:
New Stock Market Terms
CEO — Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
BROKER — What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just down-graded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW– The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.
PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use.
(Source: Jokesfunny)

Simply bear the risk in mind.

Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market…
(Source: Indiabook)

The bull is melting!

Laughter medicine is good for you!

While you are laughing however, what the comic portrayed since their first kid are not made up. Those with kids would know what it is like. It’s not just merely running around after a kid or two nor washing up, cleaning up and bringing them up. It’s the best training of patience and multitasking combined together with lots of physical. It’s almost like “commando + teacher + nurse” training.

So what do you think? How about some “baby blues” just for you!

Hey, I’m sorry for leaking on your neck but what did you expect? Its hot, I just had a whole box of juice and you insist on carrying me on your neck!

I remembered mom putting a wonderful dessert in there.

Oops…Did I pull too hard?

Will the real slim shady, please stand up, please stand up…

Here is one of my favourite videos:

Baby Ally – “Whatever”