Funny Cool Stuff » tons http://www.funnycoolstuff.com Funny pictures, videos and jokes. Interesting, bizarre and cool stuff. Fri, 03 Feb 2012 10:16:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Fred’s How-to-survive-under-50-tons-of-garbage kit http://www.funnycoolstuff.com/2008/08/27/fred-the-tortoise%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9chow-to-survive-under-50-tons-of-garbage%e2%80%9d/ http://www.funnycoolstuff.com/2008/08/27/fred-the-tortoise%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9chow-to-survive-under-50-tons-of-garbage%e2%80%9d/#comments Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:47:33 +0000 Pamela http://www.funnycoolstuff.com/?p=1075 If there is ways to survive under 50 tons of garbage, Fred the tortoise is sure mastered it all. Before accidentally sent to garbage haven by his owner, Jane Deslandes, Fred was looking for a nice cozy place to hibernate, unfortunately, he found the bin liner. But, he is found, safe and sound though a little tousled, much to his owner’s joy.


He is a good looking chap, isn’t he?

Can you imagine Fred’s pick-up line?
You deserve someone who lift 50 tons of weight for you. Guess what, I just did that.

Check out the original article at www.telegraph.co.uk.

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